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Father Christmas Thinks You're a Dickhead Christmas Card
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards
Regular price
£3.99
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
free uk delivery
free uk delivery
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards
Regular price
£3.99
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards
💖 Because Even Santa Has His Limits! 💖
If there’s someone in your life who definitely isn’t making the nice list this year, this ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive honesty with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your mate who never texts back, your work colleague who does your head in, or just someone who’s been acting like a right gobshite, this card is brutal, hilarious, and perfect for Christmas banter.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, siblings, work besties, or anyone who deserves a festive roasting.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – stylish, festive & full of attitude
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even Santa’s insults deserve proper packaging
✔️ Bold ‘Father Christmas Thinks You’re a Dickhead’ design – festive, funny & guaranteed to cause chaos
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it cheeky, go full roast mode, or soften the blow with a bit of festive charm
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves savage Christmas humour!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and winding up your mates over the holidays.
🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com/collections/cards