Offensive

Too rude for the high street, perfect for you. Proper cheeky gifts, mugs & cards that say what everyone’s thinking. 

Too far? Never heard of her. Our offensive gifts are full of sarcasm, filth, and in-jokes. From savage slogans to NSFW treats – they’re not for snowflakes.

And yes, everything ships free, no matter how rude it is.

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Add Tories Against Humanity Mug to the cart
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colourful cunt keyring the perfect rude offensive gift
The Scouse Bird Shop
Cunt Keyring
£5.49
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Crank Mug - Mug - The Scouse Bird Shop
The Scouse Bird Shop
Crank Mug
£12.99
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The Scouse Bird Shop
Lady Cunt - Ballpoint Pen
£3.99
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Add Total Book Slag Bookmark to the cart
Add Personalised ‘Cup of F*cks’ Mug – Add Any Name! ☕😂 to the cart
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Add Lord Cunt - Ballpoint Pen to the cart