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Offensive Cards

Because life’s too short for bland cards. These offensive & rude cards don’t hold back – think swearing, savage honesty, and proper laughs. Perfect for birthdays, break-ups, or just winding someone up.

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Happy Birthday Yer Crank Birthday Card

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Happy Birthday Yer Crank Leopard Print Birthday Card

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A ‘Happy Birthday to My Favourite Gobshite’ A5 card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included – the perfect funny Scouse birthday card.

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gobshite Card

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Jesus Loves Everyone, Except You Card

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Red Shite Christmas Card

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Not Havin None Of That Red Shite On Me Tree - Evertonian Christmas Card

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You're My Best Bitch Card

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You're My Best Bitch Card

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You Might Be a Cunt, But You’re My Cunt Card – A5 greeting card with a cheeky and brutally honest message, perfect for partners & mates with a sense of humour.

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You're My Cunt Valentines Card

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christmas card saying tinsel tits featuring a vintage woman drinking champagne with a chest covered in tinsel

christmas card saying tinsel tits featuring a vintage woman drinking champagne with a chest covered in tinsel

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Tinsel Tits Christmas Card

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Favourite Gobshite Christmas Card

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Happy Christmas To My Favourite Gobshite Card

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Stuffing Bird Christmas Card

Stuffing Bird Christmas Card

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You’re the Only Bird I Wanna Be Stuffing This Christmas

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Thinks You're a Dickhead Christmas Card

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Father Christmas Thinks You're a Dickhead Christmas Card

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A ‘Tories Against Humanity’ A5 greeting card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included.

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Tories Against Humanity Card

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A ‘Fresh Out of F*cks’ A5 card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included – the perfect funny and relatable gift.

A ‘Fresh Out of F*cks’ A5 card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included – the perfect funny and relatable gift.

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Fresh Out Of F*cks Card

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A ‘Happy Birthday Bitch’ rainbow A5 greeting card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included.

Happy Birthday Bitch Card

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Happy Birthday Bitch Rainbow Leopard Print Card

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List of Things I Want to F*ck Valentine’s Card – a funny A5 greeting card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included.

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List of Things I Want to Fuck Valentines Card

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Seasons Greetings Christmas Card

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Season’s Greetings – I Don’t Know How the F*ck You’re Still on My Christmas Card List

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A ‘Thank Fuck You’re Leaving’ A5 greeting card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included.

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Thank Fuck You're Leaving Card

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Christmas Card

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Xmas Cunt Christmas Card

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Fat Bitch Christmas Card

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Christmas Isn’t Christmas Until Yer Nan Calls You Fat Card

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A ‘Thank God You’re Leaving’ A5 greeting card with a semi-gloss finish and envelope included.

Thank God You're Leaving Card

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Thank God You're Leaving Card

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You're Proper Arl Now birthday card

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Holy F*ck You're Proper Arl Now

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Oh Shit It's Mothers Day Card

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Oh Shit It's Mothers Day Card

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Fuck Off Christmas Card

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F*ck Off Christmas Card

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