2026 Scouse Bird Diary - SECONDS

PLEASE NOTE: These diaries are seconds. They will all have very slight cosmetic damage such as a scratch or mark on the cover but otherwise are just the same. There are no returns on this product. Cover design is random.

The 2026 Scouse Bird Diary isn’t just a planner – it’s your ride-or-die. She's funny, organised, gorge on the outside and full of good advice on the inside. If chaos is your natural state, this is the thing that’ll at least make you look like you’ve got your life together.

Think of it as your funniest, most helpful mate in diary form – the one who reminds you about bin day, tells you to go for that smear test, and slips in a daily quote that’ll make you laugh out loud on the train.

The 2026 edition builds on everything you already loved – and then goes one better.

🌸 Cover Options & Their Meanings:

• Wisteria – love, luck & longevity

• Pink rose – appreciation and gratitude

• Daisy – new beginnings

• Leopard print – just fierce, babe

Each one’s designed with meaning – not just to look boss in your Insta flat lay (though it absolutely will).

🆕 New Features for 2026:

• Inner pocket – for receipts, random scraps and emergency sticky notes

• Daily affirmation space – set your vibe every day with a mantra or mood

• Month-to-view planner at the start of each month – no more scrambling

• Important dates at a glance – birthdays, appointments, holidays, all in one place

Also includes fave features from past editions:

• Reading log & packing checklist (2025) – so your holiday and bookshelf are both sorted

• Period tracker (2024) – because surprise visits are never welcome

✨ What Else You'll Love:

• Daily to-do lists to brain-dump all your chaos

• Sassy, relatable daily quotes to lift your mood

• Monthly bill tracker, note pages & space to plan ahead

• Elastic band and ribbon to keep it all together

• Personalised cover – make it your diary, literally

• Printed by a women-owned gift shop in Liverpool

🛍️ Pre-Order Info:
This is a pre-order item arriving in autumn 2025 – guaranteed before Christmas. These diaries sell out every year, so if you want to be smug in December and sorted in January, grab yours now. I'd say check out the 2025 diary in the mean time but she sold out a long long time ago.