Offensive

Too rude for the high street, perfect for you. Proper cheeky gifts, mugs & cards that say what everyone’s thinking. 

Too far? Never heard of her. Our offensive gifts are full of sarcasm, filth, and in-jokes. From savage slogans to NSFW treats – they’re not for snowflakes.

And yes, everything ships free, no matter how rude it is.

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A ‘Fuck The Tories’ necklace by Topple & Burn – bold political jewellery available in rose gold, yellow gold, and silver.
A ‘Fuck The Tories’ necklace by Topple & Burn – bold political jewellery available in rose gold, yellow gold, and silver.
Topple & Burn
F*ck The Tories Necklace by Topple & Burn
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£29.99 £19.99
free uk delivery
Tories Against Humanity Mug - Charity
Tories Against Humanity Mug - Charity
The Scouse Bird Shop
Tories Against Humanity Mug
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£12.99
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colourful cunt keyring the perfect rude offensive gift
The Scouse Bird Shop
Cunt Keyring
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£5.49
free uk delivery
The Scouse Bird Shop
Resting Bitch Face - Ballpoint Pen
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£3.99
free uk delivery
Crank Mug - Mug - The Scouse Bird Shop
The Scouse Bird Shop
Crank Mug
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£12.99
free uk delivery
The Scouse Bird Shop
Lady Cunt - Ballpoint Pen
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£3.99
free uk delivery
The Scouse Bird Shop
Total Book Slag Bookmark
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£4.49
free uk delivery
Customisable Cup Of Fucks
Customisable Cup Of Fucks
The Scouse Bird Shop
Personalised ‘Cup of F*cks’ Mug – Add Any Name! ☕😂
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£12.99
free uk delivery
Fuck the Tories Glitter Tote Bag
The Scouse Bird Shop
F*ck the Tories Glitter Tote Bag
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£12.00
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Fuck The Tories Fridge Magnet
The Scouse Bird Shop
F*ck The Tories Fridge Magnet
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£4.49
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Fuck The Tories Keyring
The Scouse Bird Shop
F*ck The Tories Keyring
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£5.49
free uk delivery
The Scouse Bird Shop
Cats Before Twats Coaster
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£3.99