Offensive

Too rude for the high street, perfect for you. Proper cheeky gifts, mugs & cards that say what everyone’s thinking. 

Too far? Never heard of her. Our offensive gifts are full of sarcasm, filth, and in-jokes. From savage slogans to NSFW treats – they’re not for snowflakes.

And yes, everything ships free, no matter how rude it is.

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Fuck Off I'm Reading Bookmark
Fuck Off I'm Reading Bookmark
The Scouse Bird Shop
F*ck Off I'm Reading Bookmark
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£4.49
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The Scouse Bird Shop
Lord Cunt - Ballpoint Pen
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£3.99
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I Only Shit On Tories Coaster
Daze Made
I Only Shit On Tories Pigeon Coaster
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£3.99
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Lady Cunt mug – a bold and sassy ceramic mug for boss babes who love a strong brew.
Lady Cunt mug – a bold and sassy ceramic mug for boss babes who love a strong brew.
The Scouse Bird Shop
Lady Cunt Mug
£14.49
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I'm feeling a little CUNTea
I'm feeling a little CUNTea
The Scouse Bird Shop
I'm feeling a little CUNTea Cup & Saucer
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£14.99
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The Scouse Bird Shop
Lord Cunt Mug
£14.49
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The Scouse Bird Shop
Cunt Fridge Magnet
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£4.49
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I'm A Fucking Delight Coaster
The Scouse Bird Shop
I'm A Fucking Delight Coaster
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£3.99
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Fuck The Tories Flower Mug
Fuck The Tories Flower Mug
The Scouse Bird Shop
F*ck The Tories Flower Mug
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£12.99
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Rainbow-coloured mug with bold black text saying “I Am A Fucking Delight” – bright, cheeky and unapologetic.
The Scouse Bird Shop
I Am A Fucking Delight Mug
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£12.99
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The Scouse Bird Shop
Lady Cunt Coaster
£3.99
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Jesus Loves Everyone Except You You Cunt Mug – sarcastic ceramic mug with a bold message inspired by our best-selling card.
Jesus Loves Everyone Except You You Cunt Mug – sarcastic ceramic mug with a bold message inspired by our best-selling card.
The Scouse Bird Shop
Jesus Loves Everyone Except You Mug
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£12.99