F*ck The F*cking Tories Bookmark

💖 Because Some Books Are Fiction – But Tory Policies Are Just a Nightmare! 💖

If you’ve ever had to pause your reading to rage about the state of the country, this ‘Fuck The Fucking Tories’ bookmark is exactly what you need. Whether you’re educating yourself, reading to escape, or just looking for a subtle way to let people know where you stand, this bold, no-nonsense bookmark does the talking for you.

💖 Perfect for: Lefties, political bookworms, activists, and anyone who needs a little reminder that the rage is real.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Aluminium bookmark for durability – built to last, unlike Tory leadership
✔️ Bold ‘Fuck The Fucking Tories’ design – straight to the point, no faff
✔️ Comes with a colourful tassel – because even political fury deserves some style
✔️ Lightweight & easy to slip between pages – keeps your place while you rant about capitalism
✔️ A must-have for anyone who enjoys a good book and a strong opinion!

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, book lovers, and anyone who’s fed up with the state of things.