Notebooks That’ll Help You Get Your Life Together (Or At Least Pretend You Have)

If your brain’s more cluttered than the reduced aisle in Asda on a Friday night, it's time to grab a notebook and start organising your chaos. At Scouse Bird Shop, we don’t do boring. Our notebooks are full of attitude, humour, and a bit of political spice – just how we like it. Let's assume you've already sorted your diary?

Whether you’re planning your week, scribbling goals, or just writing angry notes you’ll never send, here’s your ultimate guide to notebooks that scream personality. And the best bit? Free delivery when you buy any 4 or more items from across the shop – boss that.

1. “Time to Get My Sh*t Together” A5 Notebook

• ✔ Perfect for to-do lists, life plans & rants
• ✔ Bold cover to keep you accountable
• ✔ Great payday treat (because getting organised is self-care, right?)

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2. “Time for Another Long Hard Day of Plucking Out Chin Hairs” Notebook

• ✔ A5 lined pages for easy scribbling
• ✔ Makes an epic gift for your mates in the same chin-hair boat
• ✔ Guaranteed to make you laugh every time you pick it up

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3. “Thoughts Too Risky for the Internet” Notebook

• ✔ Ideal for journaling, brain-dumping or passive-aggressive planning
• ✔ Sleek design that looks innocent on the outside – we won’t tell
• ✔ Great for people who’ve been banned from Facebook more than once

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4. “Handle With Care: Brilliant Ideas Inside” Lined A5 Notebook

• ✔ Lined pages = neat, tidy and satisfying
• ✔ Lovely cover design to make you feel like you’ve got your life together
• ✔ A fab little gift for anyone who swears they’re ‘starting a business this year’

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5. “If It Doesn’t Get Written Down It Doesn’t Get Done” Notebook

• ✔ Helps stop the ‘oh sh*t I forgot’ spiral
• ✔ Minimalist, straight-talking design
• ✔ Looks great next to your Scouse Bird diary

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Ready to Get Organised the Scouse Way?

Whether you’re writing to-do lists, venting about life, or planning world domination (or just what you’re having for tea), there’s a Scouse Bird notebook with your name on it. The perfect way to get your life together.

All of them are funny, relatable and way more interesting than your average stationery – and with free delivery when you buy 4+ items, it’s a no-brainer.