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🚀 10 Must-Have Items to Get Your Life Together (With a Dose of Scouse Humour!)
Feeling chaotic? Disorganised? Like life’s slipping through your fingers faster than payday? Time to sort it out!
Whether you’re trying to keep your schedule in check, manifest your best life, or just drink your coffee in peace without someone annoying you, these 10 absolute essentials will get your life in order – with a side of sass and sarcasm. And the best part? FREE delivery when you buy 4+ items!
1. A Diary – The Famous Scouse Bird 2025 Diary (on Sale!)
You NEED a proper diary, not just some cheap, flimsy one that falls apart before February. Enter: The Scouse Bird Diary – handmade, filled with appointments, to-do lists, bill trackers, and daily doses of Scouse humour to keep you sane.
✔ Budget tracker, life planner & personal assistant in one
✔ Support a small biz (and an anti-Tory queen while you’re at it!)
✔ Once you’ve used it, you’ll NEVER go back
2. A Journal – Because Your Thoughts Need Organising Too
Your brain is messy – sort it out with a journal. Whether it’s for venting, planning, goal-setting, or just scribbling insults, a good journal is a game-changer.
✔ Helps clear your mind
✔ Lockable versions available – perfect for secrets or rants
✔ Multiple designs to match your vibe
👉 Pick your new favourite journal
3. Time for Another Long Hard Day of Plucking Out Chin Hairs – For When Life is Just One Big Tweezing Session
Listen, aging is a scam, and if you’re at the stage where plucking chin hairs is part of your morning routine, you might as well embrace the struggle with a laugh. Whether you need a notebook to jot down life plans (or just keep track of rogue hairs) or a mug to sip from while doing battle with the tweezers, we’ve got you covered.
✔ Available as a mug & notebook – because you need both
✔ Hilariously relatable gift for anyone dealing with ‘surprise’ hairs
✔ Pairs perfectly with strong lighting and a magnifying mirror
👉 Grab the mug or notebook here! 🚀
4. A Matching Pen – Because Basic Pens Are Boring
Listen, a good pen changes the game. You feel posher, more organised, and at least 30% more in control. Go full-on luxe with a matching pen or go full gobshite mode with an offensive slogan pen.
✔ Swearing, politics, sarcasm – we’ve got a pen for every vibe
✔ Makes writing to-do lists weirdly satisfying
✔ Pairs perfectly with your new notebook
5. A Gratitude Journal – Because Mindset is Everything
Getting your life together isn’t just about to-do lists and planners – sometimes, you need to shift your mindset too. A gratitude journal is the perfect way to focus on the good stuff, remind yourself of small wins, and manifest even better things.
✔ Helps you stay positive, even when life’s a bin fire
✔ Perfect for morning or bedtime reflections
✔ Pairs well with a cuppa & a moment of peace
👉 Start your gratitude journey here! 🚀
6. A New Mug – Because a Boss Brew Deserves a Boss Mug
A brand-new mug makes your morning cuppa at least 78% better. Whether you want something cute & colourful or one that aggressively tells people to F off, we’ve got you covered. I mean if you need some inspiration then we do have a mug to suit every mood.
✔ Sweary, political, funny & personalised mugs available
✔ Neon, glitter, chrome & custom designs
✔ Pairs perfectly with your fresh coffee
7. A Personalised Water Bottle – Because Hydration is Self-Care
Let’s be real – most of us are running on caffeine and vibes, forgetting water exists. Fix that with a snazzy personalised leopard print water bottle.
✔ Stay hydrated without spills
✔ Multiple colours & holographic versions available
✔ Turns drinking water into a personality trait
8. A Law of Attraction Book & Bookmark – Manifest Your Best Life
If you keep thinking your life is gonna change but don’t do anything about it, maybe it’s time to start manifesting properly. Grab a Law of Attraction book and a sassy bookmark, and start pulling boss things into your life.
✔ Shift your mindset & attract good things
✔ Multiple book options available
✔ Aluminium bookmarks so you NEVER lose your place
9. A To-Do List – Because If It’s Not Written Down, It’s Not Happening
Good news – this is already included in the Scouse Bird Diary. Perfect for daily planning, appointment reminders, and making sure you actually do stuff. And guess what? It's on sale!
✔ Keep your life on track
✔ See your entire day at a glance
✔ SALE ALERT
10. Motivational Quotes – Because Sometimes You Need a Reminder
A little visual motivation goes a long way. Stick a mantra somewhere you’ll see it daily, and watch your mindset shift. This mounted print is a daily reminder that good things are coming.
✔ Perfect for desks, bedrooms, or anywhere you procrastinate
✔ Beautiful design to match any space
✔ Keeps you focused on the bigger picture
👉 Manifest your best life here
Time to Get Your Life Together!
From boss diaries and journals to the perfect coffee & mug combo, these 10 essentials will sort your life out in no time. And don’t forget – FREE delivery when you buy 4+ items!