Valentine’s Cards; Because Love Should Be Funny

Valentine’s Day can be a bit… much. Roses; set menus; cards that sound like they were written by a Victorian poet. If that’s not your vibe and you’d rather say “I love you” with a laugh and a bit of attitude, then Scouse Valentine’s cards are exactly what you need.

At Scouse Bird Shop, our Valentine’s cards are funny, honest, a little bit cheeky and very Scouse; because real love isn’t cringe, it’s sarcastic and full of banter.

Why Choose a Scouse Valentine’s Card?

Because generic cards are boring. A Scouse Valentine’s card says what you actually mean; whether that’s “I love you even when you’re annoying” or “you’re my favourite person to argue with”. They’re perfect for couples who show love through taking the piss; which is basically most of Liverpool.

Funny Valentine’s Cards for Real Relationships

Our Valentine’s card collection covers every kind of relationship; long-term loves, new romances, married life, chaotic situationships and everything in between. If your relationship involves banter, eye-rolling and laughing at inappropriate times, you’ll find a card that fits perfectly.

Scouse Humour; Not Soppy Nonsense

Let’s be honest; not everyone wants hearts and poetry. Our funny Scouse Valentine’s cards are straight-talking, dead relatable and guaranteed to get a laugh. They’re ideal if you want to show affection without pretending you’ve suddenly turned into Shakespeare.

Perfect for Partners, Mates and Everyone In Between

Valentine’s isn’t just for romantic partners anymore. These cards are also perfect for best mates, long-term couples who can’t be arsed with fuss, or anyone who deserves a bit of love with a Scouse twist. If you say “la” in your everyday vocabulary, these cards will feel like home.

Don’t Leave It Until the Last Minute

Every year, our Scouse Valentine’s cards are some of the first to sell out. Probably because people realise too late that supermarket cards just don’t cut it. Get ahead of the game and grab yours early; your relationship will thank you.

Shop the full Scouse Valentine’s card collection now and say “I love you” the Scouse way; funny, honest and full of personality.