The Cunt Mug Collection: Outrageously Funny, 100% Offensive

If you’re looking for the perfect cunt mug — the one that makes people laugh, gasp, or both — you’ve come to the right place. Here at Scouse Bird Shop, our offensive mugs are legendary, but our cunt mugs are in a league of their own.

These aren’t mugs for the faint-hearted. They’re mugs for people who like their brews strong, their humour stronger, and their morning coffee served with a side of absolute filth. Whether you’re buying for yourself, your best mate, or that one work colleague who really deserves it — there’s a cunt mug for everyone.

Mega Cunt Mug

The name says it all. The Mega Cunt Mug is the perfect gift for someone who truly embodies the title — lovingly, of course. This cunt mug makes a bold statement every time you take a sip. It’s big, it’s brash, and it’s impossible to ignore.

Word Search CUNT Mug

The Word Search CUNT Mug is perfect for those who like their insults hidden in plain sight. From a distance, it looks like an innocent word search — but up close, the truth jumps out. A clever cunt mug that gets funnier the longer you stare at it.

Lady Cunt Mug

Elegant but deadly, the Lady Cunt Mug is for the refined savage in your life. It’s proof that even the most classy tea drinker can appreciate a quality cunt mug. Perfect for a passive-aggressive brew at family gatherings.

Pastel Cunt Mug

The Pastel Cunt Mug is the ultimate wolf in sheep’s clothing. At first glance, it’s soft, pretty and oh‑so‑Instagram‑friendly — the kind of mug you’d expect to see cradled in a hygge‑style coffee post. But look a little closer and you’ll spot its dark, sweary little secret. It’s the cunt mug for people who want to look innocent while delivering maximum shock value. Cute? Yes. Safe for your nan? Absolutely not.

Why Buy a Cunt Mug?

Because life’s too short for boring mugs. A cunt mug isn’t just a cup — it’s a statement. It tells the world you’ve got a sense of humour, you’re not easily offended, and you enjoy winding people up before you’ve even finished your coffee. Plus, all our cunt mugs are dishwasher safe and made to last — so the joke never fades.

The Full Offensive Mug Range

While our cunt mugs are the crown jewels, our offensive mugs collection has plenty more where that came from. From sweary slogans to brutally honest one-liners, there’s a mug for every type of bad influence in your life.

So whether you’re after the unapologetic glory of the Mega Cunt Mug, the sly genius of the Word Search CUNT Mug, or the refined savagery of the Lady Cunt Mug, you’re guaranteed to find a cunt mug that’s just your cup of tea.

Go on, be a little outrageous. Buy the cunt mug that speaks to your soul — and make every brew an event.