Fuckoffee - Rocket Fuel In A Cup
DON'T EVEN SPEAK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY FUCKOFFEE. THIS ROCKET FUEL MIX FROM INDONESIA, HONDURAS & GUATEMALA IS THE ROCKET FUEL YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MORNING OFF TO A BANG.
Don't fucking use boiling water because that will burn your fuckoffee,leave it to fucking cool for about a minute after reaching max temperature. Ideally, your fucking water should be between 92-96 degrees for perfect result. You'll want about 125ml of fucking water per cup in your cafetiere, which can be topped up to taste. The general fucking rule is that you need one scoop (1 tbsp or 7g) of ground fuckoffee per serving in your cafetiere.